Tonight, I’m the world’s biggest fan of Dan Patrick, Tony Dungy, Rodney Harrison, Bob Costas, Hines Ward….and, yes, even Peter King and….Mike….Florio.
I welcome their bromides, their leading non-questions, their hand-wringing over-analysis of non-issues, their hairdos, their rented suits and the other nonsense, including the way they all look worse in HD than they realize.
I love it.
Next week, I’m back to deriding them all without mercy, but, my friends, for this one night, let’s welcome them and the game we love back.
Professional American Tackle Football starts…..now!