I’m sure you’ve heard of the controversy by now. Just look at this:
Can you believe the nerve of these bastards?
No, not the EBOLA sign. That’s mildly amusing because Terrible Towels are lame and Steelers fans suck, getting offended by EBOLA jokes while defending their rapist QB (allegedly).
But to have a mascot on a Segway?
We’ve all seen mascots hit by vehicles, fall off vehicles, run over by vehicles. Injured in many ways, often hilariously. Jimi Heselden, the head of Segway, famously died by driving his Segway right off a cliff.
The nerve of these people.