It took me a few days to run the numbers, but Elisha really outdid himself this time. A you-had-to-see-it-to-believe-it 48.89% completion rate with FIVE INTERCEPTIONS.
The 70% completion target, that’s too far out of reach now. He’s at 57.5% for the season. He’s gonna have to really get on his horse just to hit 60%. Which would be sad if it wasn’t so hilarious.
Look at this guy!
If you could look behind those vacant eyes and really get in touch with Elisha’s thoughts, I think it would go something like this:
Hopefully John Mara will have the balls to part ways with both Tom Coughlin and Elisha this offseason. Rarely have two people so bad at their jobs tasted such success as these two.
Them’s the breaks.